1/2 Brit 1/2 Wit

I'm Derek. I post a lot about girls, anime, and soccer.

I was walking around yesterday and I had sunglasses on — and I hate wearing sunglasses because I think it’s really pretentious, but it was sunny, so I wore sunglasses — and someone recognized me when I had sunglasses on! That was really scary, but I found it really cool as well, I was like, “Hey, you recognized my eyebrows! Yay!”

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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

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her-guardian-angel:

Playing a little something called Game of Groans, the 32-year-old actress read various groan-able cards aloud and had to make the appropriate noise after each. For example, “After a night of Mexican food and one too many margaritas, I’m forced to wear the world’s tightest corset on set for 12 hours.” Cue groan/nausea.

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tiddiemeat420:

wait

elijahelegia:

newsketches:

2007excalibur2007:

rapidbeta:

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

"sonic with boobies"

sonic fanfiction

Sexy anime girls with boobs

did anyone read the whole list

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I don’t know why I have the ability to make people inspire people, to make them feel better whether they are stranger or a friend, because I constantly feel like shit. Honestly, I’m just telling people the kind of things that I need to hear.

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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muccigane:

feelings come and go, but anime is forever

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Anonymous said: as a straight male i masturbate every morning and every night and when i get home from work. i am so alone.

gookgod:

coalgirls reveal yaself 

maki-ahegao:

Nah but, who invented thigh highs, because they deserve a nobel prize.

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I always casually message the girls I match with on Tinder and I have never had a single reply. I’m giving up on 3d girls. Waifus or nuttin’.

riseaboveco:

Never underestimate your strength.

riseaboveco:

Never underestimate your strength.

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